Are you a victim?

 "Shoulder Fuckers"

Sounds different doesn't it? But I'm sure alot of you young & older ladies are accepting this form of love making as pleasurable sex. You like this dude, he has a nice size package, but every time y'all do the do your unfulfilled  And you cant figure out why. You've even started to believe your moans to be sounds of pleasure. Instead they are just very loud harmonic sighs.  You see him pumping his heart away but its just not connecting. Ive diagnosed this as "Shoulder Fucking". While your in missionary position you notice his shoulders are moving up and down, and he has a confused out of breath look on his face. (Don't you want to slap him?) He has audacity to ask if it feels good, right in the middle of you fantasizing about ol' boy from your home girls block. So how do you fix this? If you know your not really invested and don't care, leave. Don't trick yourself into believing that sex isn't everything. If your not being satisfied, leave. He would leave your ass.
Now if this is someone whom you love and care for and want a life with, talk to them. Men are extremely sensitive about their sexual performance so take that into consideration. What is the nicest way to tell someone to thrust from their lower back and not their shoulders? I don't know, because I dumped my shoulder fucker. But, some say you can show/teach but I'm a firm believer in "either you got it or you don't". Aint that much cute in the world to make me stay in a shoulder fucking wack sex relationship. And lawd knows its usually the light and curly cuties with the skinny dicks and weak backs. My advice to you is know what turns YOU on sexually and don't be afraid to get what you ask for. I guess if you really love a "shoulder fucker" just make him stay downtown a few extra minutes than normal. Love conquers all right? Oh okay.