Popeye the Sailor man or Bluto the Lover man?

Popeye, Olive Oyl & Bluto, are one of the earliest and most famous of love triangles. This stick thin woman has two men constantly fighting for her love and devotion. But who did she actually enjoy spending time with? Who did she think about at 3am? This is something that I have thought about, its just a light, comical view of my interpretation of their situation.
I think that she enjoyed being with Bluto more. He seems to have a more exciting personality. He's an international criminal, he has hide-outs all around, and he always thinks of new ways to tie Olive Oyl ass up. Bluto would always kidnap her to these foreign exotic places, with Popeye she is merely a housewife,a sailors housewife. And all he did was work out and eat spinach. So Olive Oyl figured out a way to have her cake and eat too. She thought one day, "hmmm, this dude Bluto is kind of interesting, he is a boss, he makes moves, I know him & Popeye don't really get along but I'll take my chances, let me see whats up" and her being the only non -hooker cartoon in that world, odds were in her favor. She went and chilled with Bluto one day and she seen how he was living. Much more upscale than her and Popeyes humble shack. Bluto obviously wanted her all to himself but she knew better. Olive Oyl knew that Popeye would be easier to manipulate, he trusted her.

Now with all that said, who is better in bed? In my opinion when she wanted to get "fucked" she got "kidnapped" by Bluto. He created a whole ambiance for her. She would be hanging the clothes up to dry, in her and Popeye's backyard, and here Bluto come snacthing her up. Olive had this shit planned perfectly. She screaming and shit tryna make it look good as not to hurt Popeye's feelings. Once they would get to Bluto's secret hideaway palace, she became uninhibited. Dancing like an Arabian, smoking hookah, gagging,(lol) you know,#hoeshit. So when Popeye finally locates them, him and Bluto fight, Bluto wins, and then Popeye eats performance enhancing spinach and bust Bluto's ass in the name of his woman. All the while Olive Oyl on the sideline cheering Popeye on like she supposed too. Classic damsel in distress. Popeye's sings his infamous song and they go home. But whats that convo like back home at the humble shack? I imagined it goes something like this: Popeye: "Olive Oyl, you dealing with alot of bullshit, how this nigga always manage to kidnap you?"  Olive Oyl: "Oh Popeye you know your the only man for me, Bluto is just jealous cause I wont fuck with him and he know we don't be paying him no mind so he gotta fuck with us anyway he can. He stay talking shit when he has me tied up against those barrels of dynamite or tied up to the train tracks, but I ont be hearing that shit Popeye, I love you" Popeye "Yea well just be more mindful, this the 3rd time this month you've got kidnapped.
Then Olive Oyl pulls out Popeye's ol shriveled up spinach and pleases her savior orally.She does it out of love not pleasure. Even though Bluto has a much larger body, to Olive he is a passionate love maker. They can only do it in one position, doggy style cause of his stomach, but nevertheless, Olive is more than satisfied. Bluto excites her mentally. She never knows what scheme he is going to do next, so this allows her to stay in a mind state of sexual suspension. With Popeye its the same ol same. And routine becomes boring.