What's Your Masturbation Style?

We all have done it, no sense in denying it. Now what I want to know is HOW you do it and how often. When you do things that are supposed to be kept quiet and not mentioned, you assume that either no one else does it or everyone does it exactly as you do. Well your wrong, lol. As far as women go, I know some who can achieve climax in the shower, in the bed or by simply closing their legs tightly and squeezing.
For women who can get off in the shower though, I always wondered if they laid down or if this was a standing session only? Does your neck get stiff if you do lay down in the tub? And what if someone needs to use the bathroom? ( your man or kids, or roommates). That's why I could never get into it. My nerves are TOO bad.
I have a girlfriend who told me that her live-in boyfriend caught her in the bathroom getting back shots from the dildo that can suction onto the walls. His only comment was "You greedy". Pure comedy. My married guy friend waits for his wife to leave for work, then he goes and pops his favorite porn DVD in & passes out on their couch and she has found him sleeping, with a soft wet c*ck in hand. I know that some guys like to use condoms so they won't have jizz everywhere afterwards. Some people are very comfortable having their sexual partner watch or "assist" them in masturbating. I guess this can be a form of four play.
For my female friends, some use toys, some only their hands, some can use both. Me personally, I only use my hands, and don't want anyone to watch or hear me. I watch porn or come up with some outrageous fantasy and wait for the countdown. Sometimes I go on an all day self pleasuring binge, and then there are times when I wont do it for weeks. I cannot scream out in pleasure from a self inflicted climax and when I do, I feel so embarrassed. Masturbation is extremely personal to me. I don't mind talking about, but don't EVER ask me to "let you watch" lol. Its just something I haven't been able to get into.

I do find it weird that some women (& men) claim that they are not into that and they don't do it. Then I have to ask "how do you know what you like sexually" how can you correctly guide anyone to pleasure you if you don't even know yourself what arouses you. Also, I believe people who are in touch with themselves sexual are more receptive to the sexual needs and wants of others. Basically I'll know what you like way before you even do. 
I'm not saying that if you don't masturbate you are lame in bed, but it is questionable from my experience.